I use google’s personalized home page. As my home page. Get it?

Anyway, they’ve got this “how to” add-on section I occasionally check out. One of the tips today was, as the title of this post suggests, “How To Stop Swearing.”

I swear. A lot. So I looked at it, and thought “you know, maybe I should sort of tune it back a little, maybe there are some good hints there.”

Then I thought, “… fuck that.”