One of the excuses/reasons I don’t update this blog more is because I hate you all. Actually, it’s because I get so much fucking spam that when I think about the blog, I think about spam, and I get heartburn.

I’ve got 800+ comments “in moderation” and they’re all spam. Somehow, even though I turned on “must register to comment,” I’m still getting about fifteen spam comments a day. I’m gonna go delete those, crawl through the old posts they’re still managing to comment on, and turn commenting off. See if that does the trick. Then I’ll start updating the blog again.

I’m sure, after such a long period of activity, no one reads it anymore anyway. It’ll be a surprise when that one person checks it like eighteen months from now and sees all this content for the first time. Then finds it incredibly boring and doesn’t read it and forgets to send me email. I’ll slave on in silence, pennance for my past sins of not updating shit and not keeping in touch with friends.