“‘My Lonesome Cowboy‘” is a sculpture by Murakami of a nude male holding his penis as he ejaculates a stream of semen, which he guides with his other hand to swirl upward, resembling a lasso.”

“An avatar in Second Life has a larger carbon footprint than the average Brazilian.”

I have been drinking expensive things, reverting to a mostly meat diet, reformatting my smart phone (I gather calling them “PDAs” is like “sorry you have cancer of the ’90s”) in a (failed) attempt to unbrand it, and playing online games again. The ones you play where you drink and make jokes on teamspeak are more fun than the ones you play where you don’t drink and no one wants to talk to you.

If you drank this much booze a day, you’d need dialysis in pretty short fucking order, I’m sure. We stopped on the way home from an annoying medical errand to buy booze. Lots of it. We’re making Long Island Iced Tea and drinking it. Pictures later, if I’m sober enough for a point-and-shoot.