Yeah, cafepress.com is full of lame stuff and probably millions of dollars in copyright infringement lawsuits, and I’m sure the person making money on this “logotype with slogan” (as it would appear in the legal brief) isn’t the originator of the idea, but I implore any parents of very young children to buy one of these for the next family outing:

Hide The Bong Organic Baby Bodysuit – CafePress.

Obligatory Content In Otherwise Junk Post:

Richard Hayne, the founder (and now president) of Urban Outfitters, Anthropologie, and Free People is a politically conservative member of the Republican party. How conservative? He made some pretty heavy campaign contributions to Rick Santorum.

You know, Santorum. Former senator from Pennsylvania who said “In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality.” That guy.

Now, while I don’t give a fuck that either Richard or Rick are Republicans, I do think that anyone who essentially states that same-sex marriage is bestiality and/or lower quality hasn’t spent a lot of time around straight married people (straight, gay, into dogs: there are assholes at every party). I also think Santorum is the kind of dickhead who makes Republicans look bad, and Hayes, as someone who gave him money, may be as well.

I also think most of the hipper than thou crowd who shop at any of the above named stores ought to know where the “I Grew Hemp” dollars they’re spending on ridiculously overpriced shit are going.

Obligatory Political “Don’t Care” Statement:

I don’t like any politicians or political parties. I have friends from all over the spectrum who I agree with on a lot of shit (Less government? Good thing. Gay marriage? Good thing. Legalized weed? Good thing. Shooting motherfuckers who get in the way of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness? AWESOME thing). I usually take it to more of an extreme than they do (no government, marriage as a legal contract between any number of adults of any gender, legalized everything (just don’t come bitching when you’re reduced to sucking dick for rock and if you steal my shit see:), shooting motherfuckers who infringe on the basic liberties of anyone else), but politically I’m all over the damn place, which is to say nowhere you can stick a flag or party logo. I’m not picking on Haynes any more than I’m picking on the shitheads who buy the trash he sells. And vice versa.

Christ, and this all started as a jokey post about some ridiculous baby garment.