http://blog.kriskane.com More invisible spam in the comments than you can possibly know. Tue, 02 Mar 2010 04:45:16 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en … so I say nothing. Still maintaining the blog here. By maintaining I mean making valueless entries like this one. Incredibly bad mood for the past … weekish. Not really sure why. Well, that's a lie, I know perfectly well why I'm in a bad mood but it's one of those ... http://blog.kriskane.com/2010/03/01/nothing-nice-to-say/ The following statement was just made verbatim in my apartment. "You know what I thought when I first saw this commerical? 'You had to fuck this up, too? Really?' I mean look at it. 'You needed money so bad you had to fuck Tinkerbell, really?'" It ain't all angst and introspection, folks. http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/10/21/its-not-all-blah-blah-police-blah-blah-anarchy-blah-blah-heres-a-poem-around-here/ I usually don't do this, but I was so impressed with myself for predicting (okay, hinting at … ok, mentioning) the subprime mortgage crisis in 2006 (when I wrote this), that I was moved by arrogance and vanity to post. Subprime motivators, but I'll take what I can get. On ... http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/10/08/writing-excerpt-oak-island-working-title/ Ok, remember (you probably didn't read it) that post I did on Wednesday about omg end of word swine flu shit? Specifically the part about how the CDC's flu prediction methods were pretty much pin the tail on the number bullshit, and probably bullshit in the "wow is that a ... http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/10/03/mr-sunshine-here-with-more-awesome-news/ Not much more to say on this one, other than I'm not sure which is the greater emotion: fury or despair. A homeowner says a Phoenix police officer shot him six times in the back during a 911 home-invasion call, and the 911 tape recorded the officer's partner saying, "That's all ... http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/10/02/cop-shoots-homeowner-six-times-in-the-back-tries-to-cover-it-up/ Imagine I'm sitting in the student union at American University holding a gun to my own head forcing myself to write this, because effectively that's what I'm doing. I can't concentrate on anything, can't take speed adderall because coke (zero, the black stuff in plastic bottles) costs $1.20 per liter ... http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/09/30/forced-update/ Yeah, cafepress.com is full of lame stuff and probably millions of dollars in copyright infringement lawsuits, and I'm sure the person making money on this "logotype with slogan" (as it would appear in the legal brief) isn't the originator of the idea, but I implore any parents of very young ... http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/09/25/show-grandma-whos-cool-whos-cool-thats-right-you-are/ I get ridiculous spambots signing up to my blog (if you're reading this on LJ, it's kriskane.com) every week. It reminds me that I wish more actual people read it on a regular basis, which means it reminds me I wish I wrote in it more on a regular basis. I'm ... http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/09/23/dear-tortouse_q_penisilliati-ru-thank-you-for-reading-my-blog/ Fell asleep on the couch, in my clothes, last night. I'm too big to move, sleep too soundly to wake. I almost never remember my dreams. When I do, I almost never like them. Even though last night's (a blur already fading) weren't unpleasant, they leave me feeling unsettled and anxious ... http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/09/06/exile/ Facebook has a limit on comment length, so I couldn't adequately respond to a question there. I'll do it here, and zomg content. I can't, for the record, adequately respond here either (not enough time, today's a work day, excuse number three), but I can at least be more verbose. Verbosity ... http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/09/04/two-updates-in-one-day-fuck-the-sun-is-falling/