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		<title>EXCUSE ME. DO THEY GIVE REFILLS? SIR? DO THEY &#8230; HELLO?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, seriously. If you don&#8217;t know me and we&#8217;re in a public space like oh say a shitty coffee house (seriously this stuff tastes like bathwater) don&#8217;t yell and wave your arms over your head at me once it becomes clear I&#8217;m ignoring you. I&#8217;m ignoring you because you&#8217;re being rude. Harassing me will get [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.kriskane.com/2010/05/16/excuse-me-do-they-give-refills-sir-do-they-hello/</link>
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		<title>Nothing Nice to Say</title>
		<description><![CDATA[… so I say nothing. Still maintaining the blog here. By maintaining I mean making valueless entries like this one. Incredibly bad mood for the past … weekish. Not really sure why. Well, that&#8217;s a lie, I know perfectly well why I&#8217;m in a bad mood but it&#8217;s one of those things you simply don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.kriskane.com/2010/03/01/nothing-nice-to-say/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s not all &#8220;blah blah police blah blah anarchy blah blah here&#8217;s a poem&#8221; around here</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The following statement was just made verbatim in my apartment. &#8220;You know what I thought when I first saw this commerical? &#8216;You had to fuck this up, too? Really?&#8217; I mean look at it. &#8216;You needed money so bad you had to fuck Tinkerbell, really?&#8217;&#8221; It ain&#8217;t all angst and introspection, folks.]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/10/21/its-not-all-blah-blah-police-blah-blah-anarchy-blah-blah-heres-a-poem-around-here/</link>
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		<title>Writing Excerpt: Oak Island (working title)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I usually don&#8217;t do this, but I was so impressed with myself for predicting (okay, hinting at … ok, mentioning) the subprime mortgage crisis in 2006 (when I wrote this), that I was moved by arrogance and vanity to post. Subprime motivators, but I&#8217;ll take what I can get. On with the excerpt. “It’s all [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/10/08/writing-excerpt-oak-island-working-title/</link>
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		<title>Mr. Sunshine here with more awesome news!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, remember (you probably didn&#8217;t read it) that post I did on Wednesday about omg end of word swine flu shit? Specifically the part about how the CDC&#8217;s flu prediction methods were pretty much pin the tail on the number bullshit, and probably bullshit in the &#8220;wow is that a lowball&#8221; direction? Well, even those [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/10/03/mr-sunshine-here-with-more-awesome-news/</link>
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		<title>Cop Shoots Homeowner. Six Times. In the Back. Tries to Cover It Up.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not much more to say on this one, other than I&#8217;m not sure which is the greater emotion: fury or despair. A homeowner says a Phoenix police officer shot him six times in the back during a 911 home-invasion call, and the 911 tape recorded the officer&#8217;s partner saying, &#8220;That&#8217;s all right. Don&#8217;t worry about [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/10/02/cop-shoots-homeowner-six-times-in-the-back-tries-to-cover-it-up/</link>
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		<title>Forced Update</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Imagine I&#8217;m sitting in the student union at American University holding a gun to my own head forcing myself to write this, because effectively that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m doing. I can&#8217;t concentrate on anything, can&#8217;t take speed adderall because coke (zero, the black stuff in plastic bottles) costs $1.20 per liter (and come the fuck on) [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/09/30/forced-update/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Show Grandma Who&#8217;s Cool! Who&#8217;s Cool? That&#8217;s Right, You Are!&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, cafepress.com is full of lame stuff and probably millions of dollars in copyright infringement lawsuits, and I&#8217;m sure the person making money on this &#8220;logotype with slogan&#8221; (as it would appear in the legal brief) isn&#8217;t the originator of the idea, but I implore any parents of very young children to buy one of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/09/25/show-grandma-whos-cool-whos-cool-thats-right-you-are/</link>
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		<title>Dear Tortouse_Q_Penis@illiati.ru, Thank You for Reading My Blog.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I get ridiculous spambots signing up to my blog (if you&#8217;re reading this on LJ, it&#8217;s kriskane.com) every week. It reminds me that I wish more actual people read it on a regular basis, which means it reminds me I wish I wrote in it more on a regular basis. I&#8217;m just usually so grumpy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/09/23/dear-tortouse_q_penisilliati-ru-thank-you-for-reading-my-blog/</link>
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		<title>Exile</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fell asleep on the couch, in my clothes, last night. I&#8217;m too big to move, sleep too soundly to wake. I almost never remember my dreams. When I do, I almost never like them. Even though last night&#8217;s (a blur already fading) weren&#8217;t unpleasant, they leave me feeling unsettled and anxious this morning, like I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.kriskane.com/2009/09/06/exile/</link>
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